What type of girls should you date?

It was evening of late august, when I had just fixed a bug in my website that sameer knocked on my door.

‘hey thank you so much brother for your pathetic speech no-doubt it was boring but helped me a lot. They had selected me for stand-up comedy on this Friday.The theme is Women and you are the first person to whom I’m telling to.’

‘Congo ! Buddy. I ‘m glad that you have attained something in life besides you engineering.’ I said sarcastically.

‘You know what?’ his over-excitement and enthusiasm started and he began,’it has been my long cherished dream. thank you so much god,’ he screamed at ceiling- which had no trace of God, untill and unless the dirty lizrad contained one.

‘I need you to write something funny for me, please,please,’ he knelt in front of me and begged with his folded hands. It was funny sight. I took full one minute to respond.

I stood still like a statue , while he kept on begging me like Begger(the one who found in mumbai local-trains).

‘So this was the purpose of telling me a good news to me. I am not glad to see you anymore,’ I ended.

‘please.please.’ he cried like a baby.

My stone heart melted as for all he was my buddy.

‘Okay! But after completing my work. Just now please leave my room with your Ass.’

‘Sure’- he made faces while leaving.

I love to irritate my friends as in they are the best animals and crime partners whenever you needed.

And it took fifteen minutes to write a nonsense things about women.

I read through:

“Google about how to find perfect guys. You ll find numerous articles(& even videos) about dating and what not rubbish. But hardly there will be articles which could tell you what kind of girl you want or what kind of girl you should date.

No one can understand womens. If you can understand women you can achieve anything on this planet (even on mars too).

What type of girls should you date ? let me answer you(my personal experience says more)

1. Date a girl who is well-read: Yes friends. Being well-read is important. Being well read doesn’t mean having read all Bhagat’s books. It means having a rich taste of good books.It assures you that the girl has a taste, a preference, that she won’t take shit. And If she agrees to date you, it means you ‘re something. This also assures that she would prefer ‘hi’ to a big’hiiiieeeee’.(usually girls love to stretch words and legs too.) whenever you meet her.
2. Date a girl who is funny: Yes! Funny in sense mental . She will laugh whenever she wants. She ll dance to her favorite songs no matter wherever she is standing. I tell you this type of girls live their life passionately. About sixty percent of girls when asked what is the one quality they would love to find in their so-called-prince. Many of them said ‘good sense of humour’(who ll call his boyfriend with his initials rather than animals name(baccha,kutta etc etc). and another one I found was ’Someone who would make me laugh’. In this world of  Smartphone , this type of things are rare to find. Some woman with good fragrance of Ponds powder might pass by you. Go and catch her you dumbass!.(pardon for my pathetic sense of humour.)
3. Date a girl who is not-so-gorgeous: while most of us desire at some level to date gorgeous and super hottie girls specially to make your friends jealous.Right? let me warn you 99% of them are very fussy. They ll make your life hell. Trust my experience. A not-so-gorgeous girl is perfect. She would listein to you, treat you like a teddy bear rather than being a slave dog.
4. Once in college life date a girl who is rich and bigde-baap-ki-aulad : this is guy’s side of story. There is no such thing as free lunch for only those who haven’t seen this side of the world. Always manage to date at least one rich girl, with a big car,who loves late night parties and a Louis Vuitton purse so than later you could tell your grandson that you were nothing less than superman when you were young. Tell your chunnu-munnus about how you once dated a hot chick, who drink and drive and smoke a weed. Don’t forget to tell that when she lost interest in you, she kicked your ass so hard that you are still surrounded with that wounds.
5. Date a girl who is perfect : A perfect doesn’t means 36-24-36. No ! wipe out this lovely thoughts . those are only founds in hollywood movies(and also porn too).Date a girl who is perfect means who can understand you and feels when you are in need. Date a girl whom you can bring home and show to your mother.(Beta! Namaste.Kitni Khubsoorat ladki hai.) yess I am talking about this only.

Well this was just my real life experiences to deal with girls. Let me tell you all girls are same. Their needs won’t change (shopping) even you are suffering from recession or anything. They‘ll still treat you like a perfect men and always care you. Respect girls. They are the only creatures who love to cry in their serials and laugh at our nonsensical jokes.
-Jaymin Sejpal